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Darth InterviewSo is Darth your real name? No, they named me Luke, like Skywalker. So why do they call you Darth then? Because when I was little I used to have a lisp, and instead of saying bath, I used to say I need a Darth. Apparently it was spretty shunny at the time. Wow is that true? No, actually my England is very gooder. Are you actually going to answer any one of these questions? I'm kinda deciding as we go, keep trying you might get lucky. Apparently my hair looks like Darth Vader's helmet, satisfied? Satisfied enough. Where do you live? Jimboomba. You're from Jimboomba as so is Chris (Baldwin, fellow Drawing Boards Rider), who owns the Jimboomba park? Chad Muska, he tailslid the ledge. But other than him I probably have to give to Chris for his flip back lip over the box. What's your favourite trick? I like it when your mum turns tricks, she's really good at it. You should try learning to answer questions, it'll help you in your future career in telemarketing after I kick you off the team. That's not a question, you better not use a question mark when you type that out. Agreed? Who is your favourite Drawing Boards rider? Probably Chris, he does the tricks I wish I could do. What is your favourite Drawing Board? I want one of those Nostril boards, when are we getting them?
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